Voluntary Army

First we take Baghdad and then… …hmmm, we are gonna need more troops.
Yes sherlock, you’re in the army now.
Get your lazy little high school ass in gear – go enlist with the army – we need you. We are running low on little “too-young-to-understand-what-the-fuck-is-going-onâ€? boy soldiers, so think about your future and all the opportunities you get offered in the us army and make the only wise descision you can… Go serve in Canada. Hey – but it’s a voluntary army in the states. There’s no draft. Yeah right, eisenhower.