It seems my languaging skills have reached their limit. A trailer has humbled me. Describing it adequately enough is harder than explaining my obsession with erotic dinosaur literature to my family. “Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.” I know, right? Before you read any further you should probably just skip down and watch this trailer for Kung-Fury. But be warned! If you…
We all know the internet is a series of tubes but sometimes I wonder if it’s not just a series of Alex Jones rants. If you don’t know who Alex Jones is then you must be new to the internet. Since the dawn of the internets (btw that’s how we Elders of the Internet spell it), Alex Jones has been relentlessly bullhorning…
In the future when every person on this planet (non-human persons excluded) is brown, our descendants will be wondering: “White folks? What the hell was that all about?” Assuming the field of internet-archeology advances at the pace it does today, they’ll know. And it’s only a matter of time until their research comes across this little gem by Rawcus. It’s really all…
So Shaquille O’Neill just announced the return of one of the most hated merchandises of all time: Shaq-Fu. I know, I know, you must be asking: “What the hell is Shaq-Fu? And why the hell should I care, you damn nerd?” Well let me tell you good sir. In 1994 a video game was released, so bad, so heinous, so abominable that…
